Pee stains on toilets, come on sing it with me

I know Christmas is long gone, but I can't get this tune out of my head "Rain drops on roses and wiskers on kittens..." But here's my version:




Pee stains on toilets

and scum in my tub



Pre-treating poop stains

and tile floors I should scrub



Brad's shirt collars have nasty rings

These area few of my most hated things



Too many shirts to press

and not enough time



Dust on every shelf

and my kitchen's full of grime



Yellow work gloves on my hands and I can't wear my bling

These are a few of my most hated things



When I get hugs



When the babes smile



When I'm feeling glad



I simply remember why I do all the work

and then I don't feel so bad



If my mind didn't work on such trivial, silly things I may be able to accomplish something once in a while. There is a sneaky idea thief reading this somewhere. Just watch, the new Broadway musical "Pee stains on toilets.." will be wining Tony awards in a year or so. Then it'll go on to star Patricia Heaton in a movie adaptation and bring in eighty million it's opening week. Well you heard it here first, it's what on my twisted mind. Now off to scrub some floors.